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Sale Price: $36.00 Original Price: $45.00

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement piece for the awakened.

Each tee is hand-sprayed, hand-distressed, and uniquely weathered by me, giving it that raw street-revolution texture you can’t fake. No two shirts ever come out the same — every fade, mist, and burn effect is its own signature.

Premium 7.7 oz cotton, pre-washed, durable, and built with a relaxed drop-shoulder, oversized streetwear fit.

Size Guide (Laid Flat)

S — 26.25L / 18.75W

M — 27.25L / 19.75W

L — 27.75L / 20.75W

XL — 28.75L / 22.75W

2XL — 29.75L / 24.75W

3XL — 30.25L / 26.75W

**Care: Hand wash cold and hang to dry for best results. Machine wash inside out on cold if needed. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach, fabric softener, and dry cleaning. Iron with barrier.

**Made to Order.**

Size:

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement piece for the awakened.

Each tee is hand-sprayed, hand-distressed, and uniquely weathered by me, giving it that raw street-revolution texture you can’t fake. No two shirts ever come out the same — every fade, mist, and burn effect is its own signature.

Premium 7.7 oz cotton, pre-washed, durable, and built with a relaxed drop-shoulder, oversized streetwear fit.

Size Guide (Laid Flat)

S — 26.25L / 18.75W

M — 27.25L / 19.75W

L — 27.75L / 20.75W

XL — 28.75L / 22.75W

2XL — 29.75L / 24.75W

3XL — 30.25L / 26.75W

**Care: Hand wash cold and hang to dry for best results. Machine wash inside out on cold if needed. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach, fabric softener, and dry cleaning. Iron with barrier.

**Made to Order.**